Godfrey’s penis

“First had the suspicion the penis was shrinking the morning after Jeremy’s wedding.”

“How was it, old boy? Good do?”

“Yes, yes, very smart. Excellent service.”

“Good-oh. So, the penis, you say?”

“Yes. Bit of a shrinkage situation.”

“Had a chap out to look at it?”

“No. Doctors are terribly busy these days, doesn’t seem appropriate to bother them with penis deflation. Wouldn’t you say?”

“Well, yes, when it’s put like that…”

“After all, one expects some attrition with age.”

“We’re not the young men we were.”

“Way of the world.”

“Yes. Yes.”

“Surprised, though, how noticeable the difference was. It was rather…”



“Goodness, that does sound a tad alarming, if I might say so.”

“Thought at first it was perspective; a little wide around the midriff these days.”

“If you don’t mind me asking, in percentage terms, what sort of a, um, reduction have you experienced?”

“Percentage? Oh my dear boy, there’s hardly any of it left.”


“The bare minimum.”

“Perhaps a doctor would be in order nevertheless?”

“That’s the funny thing, Not sure I want patching up.  Never been happier.”

“My word.”

“Taken a weight off the old shoulders.”

“Excellent, excellent.”

“Yes. More whisky, old chap?”

“Wouldn’t say no. Much obliged.”

  1. August 29, 2010 at 7:06 am

    Ha ha haaaa!

  2. August 29, 2010 at 8:37 am


  3. claireking
    August 29, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Thank you, Martha & John!

  4. August 29, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Claire! You make me laugh! Thanks for this today!!

  5. August 30, 2010 at 5:03 am

    Just love how these two are sitting around shooting the breeze about something that might upset many men. But the stiff upper lip tone to the dialogue is just wonderful! Laughed so much at this: “Thought at first it was perspective; a little wide around the midriff these days.”

  6. claireking
    August 30, 2010 at 6:18 am

    Thanks, Michelle! He has a wife, you know…
    Thanks, Marisa. I’m very fond of Godfrey already!

  7. September 2, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Percentage? My dear boy, there’s hardly any of it left.

    OMG, so damn funny. Great stuff. Peace…

  8. September 5, 2010 at 6:42 am

    That is so funny!! ha ha

  9. September 5, 2010 at 6:57 am

    Bahahahahaha! Oh my word, this is so funny! I shrieked with laughter.

  10. Walter
    September 8, 2010 at 12:32 am

    On the floor, only the British. You may tell Godfrey from his counterpart on this side of the pond, that he is to be congratulated for having avoided the irony of living an aging life, wherein the only part of the body that doesn’t get stiff is the part one wants to.

    What Dr. John said – Genius!

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