Pigeons Having Sex on an Air Conditioner in New York – by Jerry Ratch
“The place is great,” we told the rental agent, “except for one thing.
“Pigeons are nesting on the air conditioner in the bedroom window.
“At 7 a.m. the pigeons were having sex on the air conditioner.
“They started getting really wild and throwing themselves against the window. The noise of their wings flapping against the window panes kept waking us up.
“It was only 7 a.m.” we emphasized. “7 a.m.!”
“Well,” we asked. “What do you have to say to that?”
There was a pause while you could distinctly hear the rental agent swallow.
He cleared his throat.
“That sounds kind of hot,” he said.
copyright (c) 2010 by Jerry Ratch