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Pigeons Having Sex on an Air Conditioner in New York – by Jerry Ratch

 

“The place is great,” we told the rental agent, “except for one thing.

“Pigeons are nesting on the air conditioner in the bedroom window.

 

“At 7 a.m. the pigeons were having sex on the air conditioner.

 

“They started getting really wild and throwing themselves against the window. The noise of their wings flapping against the window panes kept waking us up.

 

“It was only 7 a.m.” we emphasized. “7 a.m.!”

“Well,” we asked. “What do you have to say to that?”

There was a pause while you could distinctly hear the rental agent swallow.

He cleared his throat.

“That sounds kind of hot,” he said.

True story

copyright (c) 2010 by Jerry Ratch

  1. May 15, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    Hello Mr. Jerry ratch, this is Marzy here onea the crowd. I think I lived below ya if ya took the place did ya an’ let me tell ya’ those boids, those dirty stinkin’ boids would shit all over my oh oh if Fud is here she wont like that she gave me a good talkin to the other day and would poop all over my a/c just below yours and from the sound of it you guys got pretty hot at 7 AM too if that was youse that took the place not if ya didn’t.

    Ms. Marzy

  2. mcewen75
    May 15, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I am jealous of those love bird pigeons!

  3. March 2, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Excellent!

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